The New Oxford Dictionary s latest definition of the following words:
Divorce : Future tense of marriage..
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.... except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence
after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
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